A brunette meets a blonde and asks her.
"If you're blonde, do you have the same top as the bottom?"
"You mean like licked?"
A brunette meets a blonde and asks
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A beautiful young blonde boarded a flight, but refused to go to economic class and insisted that she get to stay in business class.
When the first stewardess asked the lady to move, the lady simply responded: "I am a beautiful young blonde flying to Los Angeles."
The stewardess could not get her to budge, and called another stewardess over. "Miss, this isn't your seat. We need you to stand up and go to the economic class seat that you paid for" the second stewardess said. Once again, the lady simply responded: "I am a beautiful young blonde flying to Los Angeles." And once again, she did not move.
A steward, overhearing all of this, comes up to the young blonde and whispers something in her ear. The blonde immediately got up and proceeded to her assigned seat.
The stewardesses asked him, "what the hell did you tell her?"
The steward replied, "I just told her that business class doesn't fly to Los Angeles."
When the first stewardess asked the lady to move, the lady simply responded: "I am a beautiful young blonde flying to Los Angeles."
The stewardess could not get her to budge, and called another stewardess over. "Miss, this isn't your seat. We need you to stand up and go to the economic class seat that you paid for" the second stewardess said. Once again, the lady simply responded: "I am a beautiful young blonde flying to Los Angeles." And once again, she did not move.
A steward, overhearing all of this, comes up to the young blonde and whispers something in her ear. The blonde immediately got up and proceeded to her assigned seat.
The stewardesses asked him, "what the hell did you tell her?"
The steward replied, "I just told her that business class doesn't fly to Los Angeles."
Two blondes are on a flight from New York to Los Angeles to get to a modeling job. About 30 minutes into the flight, the captain makes an announcement.
"We seemed to have had an engine failure so were are flying on only three out of our four engines. We will be about 1 hour late for arrival in Los Angeles. We apologize for the inconvenience."
The blondes give each other confused looks, shrug their shoulders and then go back taking duck-face selfies with Instagram on their iPhones.
About 30 minutes later the captain makes another announcement, "We have lost another engine. Please don't panic but we will be about 2 hours late for arrival in Los Angeles."
One blonde says "Oh no! Enrique will be furious if we are late to the photo shoot!!" and then they both go back to their deep discussion about this year's preferred stilleto heel length.
Another 30 minutes go by and the captain makes another announcement. "It looks like we've had another engine failure and we are only flying on one engine now. We will be several hours late for our arrival."
One blonde looks at the other one and says "You know, if we lose another engine we're going to be up here all day!!"
"We seemed to have had an engine failure so were are flying on only three out of our four engines. We will be about 1 hour late for arrival in Los Angeles. We apologize for the inconvenience."
The blondes give each other confused looks, shrug their shoulders and then go back taking duck-face selfies with Instagram on their iPhones.
About 30 minutes later the captain makes another announcement, "We have lost another engine. Please don't panic but we will be about 2 hours late for arrival in Los Angeles."
One blonde says "Oh no! Enrique will be furious if we are late to the photo shoot!!" and then they both go back to their deep discussion about this year's preferred stilleto heel length.
Another 30 minutes go by and the captain makes another announcement. "It looks like we've had another engine failure and we are only flying on one engine now. We will be several hours late for our arrival."
One blonde looks at the other one and says "You know, if we lose another engine we're going to be up here all day!!"
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
A: She can't find the eleven.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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