Two old friends meet, one blonde and the other brunette.
The brunette says: "So imagine, Simone, I found mascara in my 15-year-old daughter's purse and I didn't even know she was wearing mascara!"
The blonde complains, "Imagine, Marie, I found a box of condoms in my 15-year-old daughter's handbag and I didn't even know she had a penis!"
Two old friends meet, one blonde and
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You know how you keep a blonde busy all day?
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You take her into a round room and tell her to find a spot in the corner and sit down.
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You take her into a round room and tell her to find a spot in the corner and sit down.
Do you know what a brunette is among blondes?
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Driving test
The inspector asks the blonde: How would you describe the function of the engine?
She: "Can I say it in my own words?"
He: "Yes."
She: "Brmm, Brrmmmmmm, Brrrrmmmmmmmmmmm."
The inspector asks the blonde: How would you describe the function of the engine?
She: "Can I say it in my own words?"
He: "Yes."
She: "Brmm, Brrmmmmmm, Brrrrmmmmmmmmmmm."
A brunette meets a blonde and asks her.
"If you're blonde, do you have the same top as the bottom?"
"You mean like licked?"
"If you're blonde, do you have the same top as the bottom?"
"You mean like licked?"
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