To what extent did Cain abhor his sibling?
For whatever length of time that he was Abel.
Bible jokes
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Trying to read multiple versions of The Bible at the same time is really difficult.
You have to do a lot of... cross referencing.
You have to do a lot of... cross referencing.
How did the 12 disciples travel?
By driving a Honda. The Bible says they were all in one Accord.
By driving a Honda. The Bible says they were all in one Accord.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
He was in ‘de Nile.
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around the River Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
The area around the River Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
He thought he saw a job.
Why couldn’t the Israelites initially enter the Promised Land?
It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.
It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
You Luke into it.
You Luke into it.
How do pastors like their orange juice?
With pulpit.
With pulpit.
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