Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
Knock Knock Jokes
You are now in the Knock Knock category. Currently, you will find 136 jokes on the subject of Knock Knock, which we are constantly expanding for you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Water Water who? Water you doing tonight?
Who’s there? Water Water who? Water you doing tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? Your Santa impression needs a little work!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A door.
A door who?
Adore you!
Who’s there?
A door.
A door who?
Adore you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
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