Christmas jokes
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What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol? Soy to the World.
How did the two rival Christmas trees get along? They signed a peace tree-ty!
What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy? Orna-mints!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can "ho ho ho”!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? Your Santa impression needs a little work!
How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum — you can’t beat it!
What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
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