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Jokes

Jokes are short anecdotes, stories, or speaking shortcuts that are designed to make people laugh or humor. They usually contain an unexpected twist, irony, absurdity or play on language. Jokes are often used as a way to entertain and relieve tension, and are a common form of comic expression in human culture.

 
If love is "grand,” then what is divorce?

A hundred grand, or even more.
I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except . . .

The bark is much quieter.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why are chemists great for solving problems?

They have all the solutions.
What kind of tree can fit into your hand?

A palm tree.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?

Keeps everyone away.
Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Olive you, mom!
What should you give a dragon for its birthday?

I’m not sure, but you'd better hope he’ll like it!
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