What do you call your daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her back past 10 p.m.?
An ambulance.
Jokes
Jokes are short anecdotes, stories, or speaking shortcuts that are designed to make people laugh or humor. They usually contain an unexpected twist, irony, absurdity or play on language. Jokes are often used as a way to entertain and relieve tension, and are a common form of comic expression in human culture.
In New York, the only thing more crowded than the streets are the subways during rush hour.
What did one taxi say to the other in New York?
I’ll cab you later!
I’ll cab you later!
How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
"Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
"Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Disclaimer: This is only a joke, whatever or whoever I have stated are only for entertainment purpose only.
Once an organization of experts invented a robot that captured thieves.
So in order to test their invention they took to some places around the world to really see how many it can capture.
Firstly they went to Rio,
It captured 60 thieves in 1 hour
Then they went to Los Angeles,
It captured 112 thieves in 1 hour
Then they brought it to Delhi,
Within 15 minutes, the robot was stolen.
Once an organization of experts invented a robot that captured thieves.
So in order to test their invention they took to some places around the world to really see how many it can capture.
Firstly they went to Rio,
It captured 60 thieves in 1 hour
Then they went to Los Angeles,
It captured 112 thieves in 1 hour
Then they brought it to Delhi,
Within 15 minutes, the robot was stolen.
High school students write a paper that says:
"Are you still a virgin?"
Blonde wrote:
"Not yet."
"Are you still a virgin?"
Blonde wrote:
"Not yet."
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
Why did the pigeon refuse to leave New York?
Because it wanted to be a Broadway star!
Because it wanted to be a Broadway star!
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