Jokes - Page 3
Yo mamma's so fat, she IS the circle of life.
What did the cats do when they realized they had a bad plan?
They decided to (cat)nip it in the bud.
They decided to (cat)nip it in the bud.
I was reading a book on helium.
I couldn’t put it down!
I couldn’t put it down!
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine.
Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.
As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.
As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
Yo Mamma so fat she had to have a real horse on her polo shirt.
Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Why is Mexican ice cream spicy? Because it was chili in the freezer
How did the investor know Apple’s stock was going to go up?
He had incider information.
He had incider information.
How do you throw a party in space?
You planet.
You planet.
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