Christmas jokes
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
What's Santa Claus's favorite type of potato chip? Crisp Pringles!
How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance? "Present!”
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker.
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you, did you get it?
Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer.
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