Christmas jokes
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What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you, did you get it?
Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer.
How did Joseph and Mary weigh baby Jesus at birth? They had a weigh in the manger.
What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties? Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow…
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
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