Christmas jokes - Page 5
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? "I’ll never part with it!”
Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills.
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!
What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispies.
How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.
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