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"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"
"What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!"
"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."
"Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire."
"How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."
"Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."
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