Why didn’t the boy choose the apple over the pear?
He like the apple butter.
Apple jokes
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What do you call an apple with gas?
A tooty fruity.
A tooty fruity.
What did the red delicious say when it won the talent contest?
How about them apples?
How about them apples?
What did Paula Red eat at the barbecue?
She ate apple-d pork sandwich.
She ate apple-d pork sandwich.
Why did the football player miss the game?
He had Appled hamstring.
He had Appled hamstring.
What kind of pie did George Washington’s mom make?
Apple pie – because the cherry tree was gone.
Apple pie – because the cherry tree was gone.
Why did the yam get along so well with the apple?
They were both candied.
They were both candied.
What kind of apples do they eat in the desert?
Camel apples. (caramel apples)
Camel apples. (caramel apples)
What kind of apple did Charlie Brown get for the red-haired girl?
Ginger gold.
Ginger gold.
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Push it down a hill.
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