Where do apples go to college?
SUNY Cortland.
Apple jokes
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Which monster is red, round and comes out in Autumn?
Frankenapple.
Frankenapple.
Why was the apple pie so happy?
It won first pies in the contest.
It won first pies in the contest.
How did the investor know Apple’s stock was going to go up?
He had incider information.
He had incider information.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
Keeps everyone away.
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?
A crab apple pie.
A crab apple pie.
What did the annoyed worm reply when he was asked "what’s eating you?” by his friend?
Worms – worms are eating me.
Worms – worms are eating me.
When is an apple grouchy?
When it’s a crab apple.
When it’s a crab apple.
What did Johnny Appleseed put on his spaghetti?
Apple sauce.
Apple sauce.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple.
A crab apple.
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