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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?

Keeps everyone away.
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?

A crab apple pie.
What did the annoyed worm reply when he was asked "what’s eating you?” by his friend?

Worms – worms are eating me.
When is an apple grouchy?

When it’s a crab apple.
What did Johnny Appleseed put on his spaghetti?

Apple sauce.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple.
Why did the apple join the circus?

He loved all the apple-ause.
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree?

Pineapple pie.
What do you call an apple with bees in it?

A bapple.
What type of a computer do horses like to eat?

McIntosh computers
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