Why did the football player miss the game?
He had Appled hamstring.
Apple jokes
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What kind of pie did George Washington’s mom make?
Apple pie – because the cherry tree was gone.
Apple pie – because the cherry tree was gone.
Why did the yam get along so well with the apple?
They were both candied.
They were both candied.
What kind of apples do they eat in the desert?
Camel apples. (caramel apples)
Camel apples. (caramel apples)
What kind of apple did Charlie Brown get for the red-haired girl?
Ginger gold.
Ginger gold.
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Push it down a hill.
Where do apples go to college?
SUNY Cortland.
SUNY Cortland.
Which monster is red, round and comes out in Autumn?
Frankenapple.
Frankenapple.
Why was the apple pie so happy?
It won first pies in the contest.
It won first pies in the contest.
How did the investor know Apple’s stock was going to go up?
He had incider information.
He had incider information.
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