Love jokes
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Being in love with you is a lot like central heating in your home. You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always this hot.
I guess you’re a camera! Because I smile when I look at you.
My partner cooks for me like I’m a god. He’d be placing burnt offerings before me every night.
I can compare you to dentures!
Because I can’t smile without you.
Because I can’t smile without you.
You should be a florist. Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
I told my hot coworker how I felt. It turns out she also felt the same way. So I turned on the air conditioning.
What do you call two birds that are in love?
Tweethearts!
Tweethearts!
What did the pig say to his lover?
Don’t go bacon, my heart!
Don’t go bacon, my heart!
Did you know that marriage is a three-ring circus? Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Good thing you’re not a pastry chef. You might dessert me!
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