Love jokes - Page 5
Being in love with you is a lot like central heating in your home. You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always this hot.
You’ve been staying in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. That’s when my doctor said you’re probably a parasite!
Honey, you can fall from the sky, you can even fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall, darling, is to fall in love with me.
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? It’s the swallow.
My girlfriend isn’t talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. How could I? I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
You should be a florist. Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese, a cute girl!
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese, a cute girl!
My partner cooks for me like I’m a god. He’d be placing burnt offerings before me every night.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing — either the car is brand new or the wife is.
I told my hot coworker how I felt. It turns out she also felt the same way. So I turned on the air conditioning.
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