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Olive you, mom!
Have you heard the urban legend about what happens when you scream "Mom” three times in the shower? A nice lady appears with the towel you forgot.
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Omelet.

Omelet who?

Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A door.

A door who?

Adore you!
Roses are red, violets are blue. My mom jokes are funnier than you.
Being a mother of a teenager is finally understanding why some animals eat their young.
Your nickname is Mom. But your real name is Mooooooooom!
Important truth no one tells you: Both of you come home from the hospital in diapers.
New mom math: Being able to instantly calculate age by months, even after one year.
First baby: You start wearing maternity clothes as soon as the test is positive. Second baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. Third baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.
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