Mom jokes
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Why do Mothers have to have two visits to the optometrist? Because they also have eyes in the back of their head.
"I always say, if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.” —Reese Witherspoon
My mum has the best solutions for every problem. She is truly the mother of invention.
I expected to have to spend more time on things after having kids, but no one warned me about how many years of my life I’d lose waiting for them to get in and out of the car.
"When you’re a mom of teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” —Nora Ephron
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