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"When you’re a mom of teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” —Nora Ephron
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do in a day.
Kids sure do make a lot of plans for people who can’t drive themselves anywhere.
Showering as a mom should be an Olympic sport: Everyone’s yelling your name, you have to beat the clock, and you rarely win a medal.
I’d love to be a Pinterest mom, but it turns out I’m more of an Amazon Prime mom.
I hate when I’m waiting for Mom to cook dinner—and then I remember I am Mom.
Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was choco-late.
Mom, you did a grape job raisin me.
What do you call a short mom? A mini-mum.
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” —Phyllis Diller
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