Mom jokes
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"Having a baby is just living in the constant unexpected. You never know when you’re gonna get crapped on or when you’re gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics.” —Blake Lively
Mom’s casseroles come in two sizes: not enough and enough to feed an army with leftovers.
Have you heard the urban legend about what happens when you scream "Mom” three times in the shower? A nice lady appears with the towel you forgot.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A door.
A door who?
Adore you!
Who’s there?
A door.
A door who?
Adore you!
Being a mother of a teenager is finally understanding why some animals eat their young.
Important truth no one tells you: Both of you come home from the hospital in diapers.
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