Which king loved fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Math jokes
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What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Hexagon.
Hexagon.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…
But only a fraction would understand.
But only a fraction would understand.
What’s the one shape you should avoid at all costs?
A TRAP-ezoid.
A TRAP-ezoid.
You know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that can’t be divided by two.
Numbers that can’t be divided by two.
Why was math class so long?
The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
How do you keep warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees.
You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees.
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?
A high-pot-in-use.
A high-pot-in-use.
A farmer counted 397 cows in his field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 400.
But when he rounded them up, he had 400.
What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roamin' numeral!
A roamin' numeral!
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