What do you call friends who love math?
Alge-BROS.
Math jokes
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What do you call people who like tractors?
Protractors.
Protractors.
Why is an obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it’s never right.
Because it’s never right.
What did the triangle say when he got mad at the circle?
You’re pointless!
You’re pointless!
Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
They were right for each other.
They were right for each other.
What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
OWL-gebra.
OWL-gebra.
Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
Because she sprained her angle!
Because she sprained her angle!
What did one math book say to the other?
Don’t bother me! I’ve got my own problems.
Don’t bother me! I’ve got my own problems.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Nice belt!
Which king loved fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Henry the 1/8.
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