Horse jokes
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Why do most horses look so fit? Because they're on a stable diet.
What’s the difference between a police horse and a regular horse? The police horse goes, "Neigh-naw-neigh-naw-neigh-naw!”
I put a bet on a horse that had excellent breeding. After the horse left the starting gate, he stopped and closed it behind him.
What do you call a horse who’s a world traveler? A globe-trotter.
Have you heard the one about the runaway horse? It’s a terrible tale of WHOA!
What sort of horses come out after dark? Night-mares.
How much money does a bronco have? A buck.
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe on the ground? Some poor horse is walking around in socks.
Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horse-pital.
What sort of horses come out after dark? Nightmares
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