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Horse jokes

You are now in the Horse jokes category. Currently, you will find 49 jokes on the subject of Horse jokes, which we are constantly expanding for you.

​​What sort of horses come out after dark? Night-mares.
How much money does a bronco have? A buck.
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe on the ground? Some poor horse is walking around in socks.
Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horse-pital.
What sort of horses come out after dark? Nightmares
When does a horse talk? Whinny wants to!
A horse walks into a bar. The barman confuses idioms with jokes and offers him a glass of water, but can’t make him drink.
Which type of cheese do horses like best? Masc-a-pony
Why is Mayo the best name for a horse? Because when he talks, you can say "Mayo neighs!”
Why was the horse sneezing so badly? Hay fever.