Horse jokes
You are now in the Horse jokes category. Currently, you will find 49 jokes on the subject of Horse jokes, which we are constantly expanding for you.
What do you call a horse who’s a world traveler? A globe-trotter.
Have you heard the one about the runaway horse? It’s a terrible tale of WHOA!
What sort of horses come out after dark? Night-mares.
How much money does a bronco have? A buck.
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe on the ground? Some poor horse is walking around in socks.
Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horse-pital.
What sort of horses come out after dark? Nightmares
When does a horse talk? Whinny wants to!
A horse walks into a bar. The barman confuses idioms with jokes and offers him a glass of water, but can’t make him drink.
Which type of cheese do horses like best? Masc-a-pony
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