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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby Mother’s Day!
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
"It’s spicy” is the universal mom code word for "I don’t want to share.”
Why did some cat friends go to the mall?

There was a buy-one-get-one-furry deal.
A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over.
A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing.
The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over.
The brunette joins her.
Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car.
The blonde watches as the car drives away.
The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?” The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.” The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee,” he asked, "how did you start the flood?”
What's a kitten's favorite kind of sticker?

Scratch and sniff.
A photograph hurriedly rushed into his attorney's office and screamed, "I think someone is framing me!".
"It’s not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” —Dorothy, The Golden Girls
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