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Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?"
Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
What is Moby Dick's favorite way to celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
By having a whale of a party.
Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.
Being in love with you is a lot like central heating in your home. You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always this hot.
Yo mama so fat that her yearbook picture was on page 20, 21, 22, and 23.
"When you’re a mom of teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” —Nora Ephron
Want to know if your wife or your dog loves you more?
Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
Yo momma's so hairy when she went too the zoo everybody screamed, "The gorilla's loose!"
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