Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
Jokes, quotes, games - Page 3
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can "ho ho ho”!
Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed.” The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately.”
Why couldn’t the Israelites initially enter the Promised Land?
It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.
It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
Their lips move.
Their lips move.
What has many teeth, but cannot bite?
A comb.
A comb.
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
Mom’s casseroles come in two sizes: not enough and enough to feed an army with leftovers.
Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
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