Jokes, quotes, games - Page 7
I’m willing to risk the cooties if you are.
A guy has a bad habit:
He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives.
So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her but he can't.
Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid.
Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help.
So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch.
They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street.
He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, "Don't worry. I got him with the door!"
He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives.
So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her but he can't.
Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid.
Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help.
So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch.
They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street.
He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, "Don't worry. I got him with the door!"
You’re like coffee.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died.
A: Because his wife died.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
A: A jew passing Germany.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
He thought he saw a job.
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
"I’m sorry," said the receptionist, "we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks."
"But I could be dead by then!"
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."
"I’m sorry," said the receptionist, "we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks."
"But I could be dead by then!"
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Water Water who? Water you doing tonight?
Who’s there? Water Water who? Water you doing tonight?
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