Where do apples go to college?
SUNY Cortland.
Jokes, quotes, games - Page 6
What did one candle say to the other?
Don't birthdays just light you up?"
Don't birthdays just light you up?"
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
Santa Paws.
Santa Paws.
Which monster is red, round and comes out in Autumn?
Frankenapple.
Frankenapple.
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around the River Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
The area around the River Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
A: For buttering up her clients.
A: For buttering up her clients.
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