What has many teeth, but cannot bite?
A comb.
Jokes, quotes, games - Page 9
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
Mom’s casseroles come in two sizes: not enough and enough to feed an army with leftovers.
Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
What is the name of Nintendo’s Animal Crossing in Mexico? Border Crossing
Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.
I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, "Thank you. Please come again."
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