Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die."
Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
Jokes, quotes, games - Page 8
Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthday?
At sundae school.
At sundae school.
Strong people don't put other people down.
They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.
Why was the apple pie so happy?
It won first pies in the contest.
It won first pies in the contest.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can "ho ho ho”!
Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed.” The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately.”
Why couldn’t the Israelites initially enter the Promised Land?
It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.
It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
Their lips move.
Their lips move.
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