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Jokes, quotes, games - Page 4

Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange.
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
What is the name of Nintendo’s Animal Crossing in Mexico? Border Crossing
Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.
I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, "Thank you. Please come again."
Where does today come before yesterday?

In the dictionary.
What did the cake say to the birthday girl?

You wanna piece of me?
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?

A cat-alogue.