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You are now in the For Kids category. Currently, you will find 163 jokes on the subject of For Kids, which we are constantly expanding for you.

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange.
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?

A cat-alogue.
What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.
What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.
What monster plays tricks on Halloween?

Prank-enstein.
Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

"Me-ow.”
What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter.
What is a cat’s favorite color?

Purrr-ple.
Why don’t vampires have more friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck.
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