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You are now in the For Kids category. Currently, you will find 163 jokes on the subject of For Kids, which we are constantly expanding for you.

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

"Me-ow.”
What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter.
What is a cat’s favorite color?

Purrr-ple.
Why don’t vampires have more friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck.
Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

Dill with it.
What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!
What room does a ghost not need?

A living room.
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