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Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there’s no point.
Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?

She was a little horse.
What position does a ghost play in hockey?

Ghoulie
What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?

He got marooned.
What kind of water can’t freeze?

Hot water.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A blood hound.
Why don’t elephants chew gum?

They do, just not in public.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Ouch!
Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.