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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you’re a mouse.
Are black cats bad luck?

Sure, if you’re a mouse.
What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?

She wanted to ice it.
Yo Mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school.
How do pirates know that they are pirates?

They think, therefore they arrr.
What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk!
Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?

Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.
Yo Mama so small her best friend is an ant.
How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles.