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Why did the teenage cat call her parents when she found an apartment she liked?

She needed them to (cali)co-sign her lease.

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A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a Siberian Lynx in the front seat. "What are you doing with that Siberian Lynx?” He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo.” The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the cat again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that cat to the zoo!” The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!”

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What normally happens when kitties go on a first date?

They hiss.

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I have a pencil once owned by Shakespeare…

Thanks to the cat it’s so chewed up I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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What is smarter than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!