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Why do cats make horrible DJs?

They always paws the tunes.
Why do cats hate laptops?

They don't have a mouse.
Who was the most powerful cat in China?

Chairman Miaow.
I saw a neighbor talking to her cat today, it was hilarious that she thought her cat could understand her.

I went home and told my dog.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey.”
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.
Why did the kitty get an "A" on their English assignment?

They properly used an independent claws.
My cat told a joke today but I didn’t laugh.

He took it purr-sondal.
Why did the cat have to go to an accountant?

They got caught up in a purramid scheme.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?

A peeping tom.
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