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Why did the kitty get an "A" on their English assignment?

They properly used an independent claws.

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My cat told a joke today but I didn’t laugh.

He took it purr-sondal.

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Why did the cat have to go to an accountant?

They got caught up in a purramid scheme.

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What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?

A peeping tom.

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Where do cats enjoy spending a family day?

The mew-seum.

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A man walks into a bar with a cat and dog. They all sit down and the bartender says "What can I get you?” The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says I’ll take a Vodka, the guy will take a water, and the cat will take a Scotch.” The bartender, in shocks, says to the dog, "This is AMAZING! You’re a dog that can talk…” The guy looks at the bartender, and says, "Don’t be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist.”

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Before a cat fight, what is usually said?

"Hold my purrse."

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Why don't you want to play Monopoly with a cat?

They tend to be cheetahs.

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What does a choir of cats like to sing?

"Do-Re-Mew."

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Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family?

"Let us prey."