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Boyfriend jokes
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Nobody. Nobody who? Nobody knows how much I love you.
Who’s there? Nobody. Nobody who? Nobody knows how much I love you.
Why are boyfriends like parking spaces?
The good ones are already taken!
The good ones are already taken!
You make me hap-pea.
It may sound cheesy…
But you’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
But you’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
"I love you no matter what you do. But do you really have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke
What did one boat say to the other boat?
"Are you interested in a little row-mance?”
"Are you interested in a little row-mance?”
My boyfriend accidentally poked me in the eyes.
So, I stopped seeing him for a while.
So, I stopped seeing him for a while.
Frustrated with her boyfriend’s frugality, his girlfriend told him he is the cheapest person she’s ever met.
His response? "I’m not buying it.”
His response? "I’m not buying it.”
My boyfriend just broke up with me over video games…
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
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