What is Moby Dick's favorite way to celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
Birthday jokes
You are now in the Birthday jokes category. Currently, you will find 99 jokes on the subject of Birthday jokes, which we are constantly expanding for you.
What food can someone blow on, but everyone still wants to eat?
A birthday cake.
A birthday cake.
How do you know you're no longer a spring chicken?
Because your birthday is in autumn.
Because your birthday is in autumn.
Why couldn't the science teacher come up with a good birthday joke?
Because all of the good ones Argon.
Because all of the good ones Argon.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Angel food cake.
What gets better with every birthday?
Wine and you!
Wine and you!
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!
Hoppy Birthday!
What birthday present is guaranteed to make anyone's face light up?
A light bulb.
A light bulb.
What did the 99-year-old wish for on their birthday?
To be younger!
To be younger!
Why was the soccer player upset on his birthday?
Someone gave him a red card.
Someone gave him a red card.
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