Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock Knock Jokes
You are now in the Knock Knock category. Currently, you will find 136 jokes on the subject of Knock Knock, which we are constantly expanding for you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you, did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
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