Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
Knock Knock Jokes - Page 4
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to give you kisses.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to give you kisses.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug for Mother’s Day!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug for Mother’s Day!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me if you hear Santa coming.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!