Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!