Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive Christmastime, don’t you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas is here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
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