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Dog jokes
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Why does a noisy, yappy dog resemble a tree?
It’s because they both have a lot of bark.
It’s because they both have a lot of bark.
What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?
They press the paws button.
They press the paws button.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a lion?
You're not going to get any mail, that's for sure.
You're not going to get any mail, that's for sure.
What makes a businessman different from a hot dog?
The businessman wears a suit, but the dog just pants.
The businessman wears a suit, but the dog just pants.
When you cross a dog with a cougar, what do you get?
A lot of trouble with a postman.
A lot of trouble with a postman.
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