Why did the two-legged dog come to an abrupt halt?
It had two paws.
Dog jokes
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When you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a Rooster, what do you get?
A Cockerpoodledoo!
A Cockerpoodledoo!
What do a dog and a marine biologist have in common?
One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.
One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.
Want to know if your wife or your dog loves you more?
Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
Why does a noisy, yappy dog resemble a tree?
It’s because they both have a lot of bark.
It’s because they both have a lot of bark.
What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?
They press the paws button.
They press the paws button.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a lion?
You're not going to get any mail, that's for sure.
You're not going to get any mail, that's for sure.
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