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When you cross a dog with a cougar, what do you get?

A lot of trouble with a postman.
What did the man name his two watchdogs?

Rolex and Timex.
I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except . . .

The bark is much quieter.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a ballpoint pen?

Ink spots.
When you cross a frog with a dog, what do you get?

A Croaker Spaniel.
What happens if you connect a Corgi to a battery?

You’ll get a short circuit.
What type of dog is constantly aware of the time?

A watchdog.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a Boxer.
Why did the man make pancakes for his dog?

His dog sure didn't know how!
Our dog brings us the newspaper every day. . . .

Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!
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