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Santa Paws.
Santa Claus jokes
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How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?
I have no eye deer.
I have no eye deer.
What did Santa name his pet frog?
Mistletoad.
Mistletoad.
What's red and green and flies?
A sleigh-sick Santa.
A sleigh-sick Santa.
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Frosted Flakes.
How you can tell that Santa is real?
You can always sense his presents.
You can always sense his presents.
Why does Santa have trouble spelling?
He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
Which of Santa's reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
Comet.
Comet.
Where does Santa cash his checks?
At the snow bank.
At the snow bank.
How does Santa take pictures?
With his Pole-aroid camera.
With his Pole-aroid camera.
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