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What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Nothing, it just waved.
What instrument does a skeleton play?

The trom-bone.
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The tur-key.
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?

A sand-witch.
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary.
Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?

Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Hoppy Birthday.
What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.
What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.