Jokes for kids - Page 3
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trom-bone.
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key.
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?
Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.