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What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

"Me-ow.”
What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter.
What is a cat’s favorite color?

Purrr-ple.
Why don’t vampires have more friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck.
Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

Dill with it.
What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!
What room does a ghost not need?

A living room.
Why is pirating so addictive?

They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.