What does a ghost call his lover?
His ghoul-friend.
Love jokes - Page 4
A couple went on a date at a fancy restaurant. The girl tells the man to say something that will make her heart race. He replies, "I forgot my wallet.”
Now I know why "love is blind” because you shine too bright.
What did the pig say to his lover?
Don’t go bacon, my heart!
Don’t go bacon, my heart!
Confucius says, ‘Love one another.’ Well, if that doesn’t work, just interchange the last two words.
If I was a cat, I would spend all my nine lives with you.
Darling, you made my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
The real definition of a honeymoon: a man’s last holiday before he starts working for his new boss.
I want to be with someone that will look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Candice. Candice, who?
Candice, be the true love I am feeling right now.
Candice. Candice, who?
Candice, be the true love I am feeling right now.
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