Love jokes - Page 2
Love is complicated. You get angry and tell your partner to go to hell, but you hope they get there safely.
You should be a welder! When we’re together, sparks fly!
My dear, are you French?
Because "Eiffel” for you.
Because "Eiffel” for you.
Let’s go to the police! I’ll report you because you stole my heart.
I saw two zombies on a date. Sadly, their romance is dead.
Man: "I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
Friend: "What happened?”
Man: "I don’t like to interrupt her.”
Friend: "What happened?”
Man: "I don’t like to interrupt her.”
What did the cat say to his partner?
You’re purr-fect!
You’re purr-fect!
I broke up with my girlfriend at a restaurant. She started crying loudly. Everyone thought I proposed to her, so they started cheering and clapping.
Never mock or laugh at your partner’s choices. YOU are one of them.
I used to love a girl that reported the weather. We had a stormy relationship.
Čeština
Germany
Español
Português
Français
Italiano
Polski