Christmas jokes - Page 3
How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas is here!
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen.
Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Christmas!
What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.
Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you!
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