Christmas jokes - Page 4
Knock, knock! Who's there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me if you hear Santa coming.
Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!
Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill? Jack Frost.
What does Rudolph want for Christmas? A Pony sleigh station.
Which former president planted the most Christmas trees? Wood-row Wilson
What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle-toad.
How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other? Fleece Navidad.
Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history.
How did Joseph and Mary weigh baby Jesus at birth? They had a weigh in the manger.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him!
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