What did the stamen say to the pistil?
I like your style!
Jokes - Page 6
Who is the richest man in Mexico? Jeff Pesos
Spelled forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backward I’m something you hate. What am I?
Live.
Live.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
You Luke into it.
You Luke into it.
How do you find a Mexican in a crowd? Scream "the police is coming”
What is the quickest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
Pull down its genes.
Pull down its genes.
A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing.
He replies, "I forgot my wallet.”
He replies, "I forgot my wallet.”
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
A: Because there are twenty of them!
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