Jokes - Page 8
Yo Mamma so fat she had to have a real horse on her polo shirt.
Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Why is Mexican ice cream spicy? Because it was chili in the freezer
How did the investor know Apple’s stock was going to go up?
He had incider information.
He had incider information.
How do you throw a party in space?
You planet.
You planet.
If love is "grand,” then what is divorce?
A hundred grand, or even more.
A hundred grand, or even more.
I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except . . .
The bark is much quieter.
The bark is much quieter.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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