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Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?

A match.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
What do you call a horse who’s a world traveler? A globe-trotter.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
Mexican literature has amazing novels like How Tequila Mockingbird
How do geologists ask each other out?

They say, "Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.”
What did the stamen say to the pistil?

I like your style!
Who is the richest man in Mexico? Jeff Pesos
Spelled forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backward I’m something you hate. What am I?

Live.