Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A match.
Jokes - Page 4
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
What do you call a horse who’s a world traveler? A globe-trotter.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
Mexican literature has amazing novels like How Tequila Mockingbird
How do geologists ask each other out?
They say, "Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.”
They say, "Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.”
What did the stamen say to the pistil?
I like your style!
I like your style!
Who is the richest man in Mexico? Jeff Pesos
Spelled forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backward I’m something you hate. What am I?
Live.
Live.