When is a door no longer a door?
When it’s ajar.
Jokes - Page 2
The voice of love seemed to be calling me, and then I realized that it was the wrong number.
A defendant who had pleaded guilty saw the jury that had been empaneled, and he announced that he was changing his plea to guilty. When the judge asked why, the defendant pointed to the eight women and four men in the jury box. "When I pleaded ‘not guilty,’ I didn’t know women would be on the jury. Judge, I can’t fool even one woman, so I know I can’t fool eight of them.”
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!
Yo mama so fat that when aliens came to invade us they said, "Wow! Two planets in one."
Have you heard the one about the runaway horse? It’s a terrible tale of WHOA!
Yo mamma's so fat, she IS the circle of life.
What did the cats do when they realized they had a bad plan?
They decided to (cat)nip it in the bud.
They decided to (cat)nip it in the bud.
I was reading a book on helium.
I couldn’t put it down!
I couldn’t put it down!
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