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What kind of tree can fit into your hand?

A palm tree.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?

Keeps everyone away.
Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Olive you, mom!
What should you give a dragon for its birthday?

I’m not sure, but you'd better hope he’ll like it!
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
Have you heard the urban legend about what happens when you scream "Mom” three times in the shower? A nice lady appears with the towel you forgot.
The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.