What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree.
Jokes - Page 9
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
Keeps everyone away.
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What should you give a dragon for its birthday?
I’m not sure, but you'd better hope he’ll like it!
I’m not sure, but you'd better hope he’ll like it!
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
A baby in a casserole.
Have you heard the urban legend about what happens when you scream "Mom” three times in the shower? A nice lady appears with the towel you forgot.