What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!
Jokes - Page 13
Yo mama so fat that when aliens came to invade us they said, "Wow! Two planets in one."
Have you heard the one about the runaway horse? It’s a terrible tale of WHOA!
Yo mamma's so fat, she IS the circle of life.
What did the cats do when they realized they had a bad plan?
They decided to (cat)nip it in the bud.
They decided to (cat)nip it in the bud.
I was reading a book on helium.
I couldn’t put it down!
I couldn’t put it down!
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine.
Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.
As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.
As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
Yo Mamma so fat she had to have a real horse on her polo shirt.
Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
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