Which monster is red, round and comes out in Autumn?
Frankenapple.
Jokes
Jokes are short anecdotes, stories, or speaking shortcuts that are designed to make people laugh or humor. They usually contain an unexpected twist, irony, absurdity or play on language. Jokes are often used as a way to entertain and relieve tension, and are a common form of comic expression in human culture.
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around the River Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
The area around the River Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
A: For buttering up her clients.
A: For buttering up her clients.
I’m willing to risk the cooties if you are.
A guy has a bad habit:
He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives.
So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her but he can't.
Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid.
Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help.
So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch.
They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street.
He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, "Don't worry. I got him with the door!"
He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives.
So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her but he can't.
Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid.
Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help.
So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch.
They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street.
He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, "Don't worry. I got him with the door!"
You’re like coffee.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died.
A: Because his wife died.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
A: A jew passing Germany.
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