What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na
Jokes - Page 2
How did the two rival Christmas trees get along? They signed a peace tree-ty!
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!
What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy? Orna-mints!
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’
‘Don’t you mean one foot in the "grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
‘Don’t you mean one foot in the "grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
Every day, I fall in love with you more and more.
Except yesterday — yesterday you were pretty annoying.
Except yesterday — yesterday you were pretty annoying.
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